7:54pm James Taylor sings the National Anthem. Puts everyone to sleep, good call, Boston.
7:56pm Lakers are being introduced, its Led Zep and P.Diddy doing one of his remixes from the late 90s. Mistake number two.
7:57pm The suspense is building, some montage of Celtic highlights is being played, and capped with a KG scream. This is better..oh wait, Paul Pierce just yelled “Let Me Hear It!!” And then we get 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake “Ayo Technology” A song about seduction by a New Yorker and a former boy band member, that’s what you’re going with? Someone needs to get fired in Boston. It’s Boston, go with Aerosmith or even New Kids for crying out loud!
8:00pm So far everyone looks scared. There isn’t one guy that looks confident, maybe they’re too worried about remembering all the steps to their handshakes.
8:01pm So it’s 6pm in LA, wonder if anyone’s working there. I firmly believe both teams should be wearing throwback uniforms. Lets see if Kobe can drop 40 with hits nuts on full display.
8:03pm That’s gotta suck, the guy from ABC has a band-aid on his forehead. Of all the days to get a zit. Oh well, no idea who he is anyway.
8:06pm Two pep talks that made me want to take a shit. If you can’t think of something better than that, just play a clip from Rudy.
8:07pm Our first weather interruption. Gonna be a shitty night.
8:09pm “Lisa’s iced coffee,” retarded ad. I hope Lisa chokes on her iced coffee.
8:10pm And we’re underway..my prediction, LA 99 Bos 94. Kobe goes for 32
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